I get so bored of things really fast.
Once I got into tumblr, I neglected blogspot and facebook.
Which means I have spent much of my time on tumblr.
I like the pictures mostly.
I also burnt my hand, 2nd degree.
It's nasty.
But I have a bad habit of not answering people directly.
Like, my friends mum asked me,
"How's your driving going?"
"Well I've started taking manual lessons."
Yes, I expect her to be a genius and make the connection that manual lessons = fucking excellent.
my theory of life, drizzled with drops of humor and buckets of sarcasm.
Friday, 29 April 2011
Sunday, 17 April 2011
i'm getting old.
Is it possible for your sense of humour to dwindle?
Where you find even the most ridiculous things absolutely hilarious?
Finding amusement in reading erotic stories aloud to your friends at the bookstore,
While eating orange tic-tacs and thinking post-it notes that say "You are on my shit list" was one of the coolest things invented.
I want a vintage radio.
They're $20 at the bookstore and I told my friend to buy me one for my 18th birthday.
This post is a loud of bullpoop.
Because I'm a pro at ranting.
It's probably not even funny. But I don't really care.
I'm very borderline. Meaning divided between two distinct emotions.
Not too sure what they are.
But if I had bought the stand with pages showing off which emotion I am feeling at the present time,
That's what it would be showing.
That was pretty cool too.
Maybe I'll stop now.
I'll just say that Borders is now my new favourite bookstore.
Because we spent about 2 hours in there instead of seeing the new Justin Bieber movie.
Where you find even the most ridiculous things absolutely hilarious?
Finding amusement in reading erotic stories aloud to your friends at the bookstore,
While eating orange tic-tacs and thinking post-it notes that say "You are on my shit list" was one of the coolest things invented.
I want a vintage radio.
They're $20 at the bookstore and I told my friend to buy me one for my 18th birthday.
This post is a loud of bullpoop.
Because I'm a pro at ranting.
It's probably not even funny. But I don't really care.
I'm very borderline. Meaning divided between two distinct emotions.
Not too sure what they are.
But if I had bought the stand with pages showing off which emotion I am feeling at the present time,
That's what it would be showing.
That was pretty cool too.
Maybe I'll stop now.
I'll just say that Borders is now my new favourite bookstore.
Because we spent about 2 hours in there instead of seeing the new Justin Bieber movie.
Friday, 15 April 2011
my dreams.
The other night, I dreamt I stayed at a camp.
That was oddly surrounded by cute little cottages arranged on the side of a hill.
I befriended a horse named Pegasus, but without the wings.
For some reason, an army appeared and began chasing after me.
I joined forces with fellow children and rampaged through the cottages stealing steaks and chocolate, whilst constantly hiding from the army.
Some foreign children led me to a row of sheds, one completely covered in graffiti.
That was their base.
I decided I didn't belong there, and stayed with Pegasus.
It turned out Pegasus was the reason the army were after me.
I rode Pegasus around the campsite and hid from sight, as the leader (who oddly resembled Adolf Hitler, scary) began yelling obscenities about marshmallows.
I appeared in front of them, yelling "Here I am!"
Thousands upon thousands of horseback soldiers chased me across lilypads and through the streets surrounding the cottages.
I don't actually remember how it ended. But it was a dream I wish I could have again.
I feel like chronicling my dreams when I remember them, IF I remember them, and IF they're interesting enough for the likes of you.
That was oddly surrounded by cute little cottages arranged on the side of a hill.
I befriended a horse named Pegasus, but without the wings.
For some reason, an army appeared and began chasing after me.
I joined forces with fellow children and rampaged through the cottages stealing steaks and chocolate, whilst constantly hiding from the army.
Some foreign children led me to a row of sheds, one completely covered in graffiti.
That was their base.
I decided I didn't belong there, and stayed with Pegasus.
It turned out Pegasus was the reason the army were after me.
I rode Pegasus around the campsite and hid from sight, as the leader (who oddly resembled Adolf Hitler, scary) began yelling obscenities about marshmallows.
I appeared in front of them, yelling "Here I am!"
Thousands upon thousands of horseback soldiers chased me across lilypads and through the streets surrounding the cottages.
I don't actually remember how it ended. But it was a dream I wish I could have again.
I feel like chronicling my dreams when I remember them, IF I remember them, and IF they're interesting enough for the likes of you.
Tuesday, 12 April 2011
sick.
Hey all, I'm back.
Not that me being away really mattered to anyone though.
I've had a nasty cold for a few days that just won't piss off.
I'm so drugged up I can't think straight or get up to walk without wanting to fall asleep again.
Something good came out of this though.
Scott Pilgrim vs The World is now my new favourite movie.
IT'S SO COOL. I would pay for that to be my life.
I can just imagine saying I'm gonna do something for myself,
Some random voice (hopefully in my life it's Morgan Freeman) says "You have earned the power of Self-Respect",
And then a samurai sword of self-respect comes out of my heart.
Totally cool.
I might end this here, cause I don't really have much to say when I'm sick,
Except that I've spent 20 hours in bed. I just counted on my fingers.
Not that me being away really mattered to anyone though.
I've had a nasty cold for a few days that just won't piss off.
I'm so drugged up I can't think straight or get up to walk without wanting to fall asleep again.
Something good came out of this though.
Scott Pilgrim vs The World is now my new favourite movie.
IT'S SO COOL. I would pay for that to be my life.
I can just imagine saying I'm gonna do something for myself,
Some random voice (hopefully in my life it's Morgan Freeman) says "You have earned the power of Self-Respect",
And then a samurai sword of self-respect comes out of my heart.
Totally cool.
I might end this here, cause I don't really have much to say when I'm sick,
Except that I've spent 20 hours in bed. I just counted on my fingers.
Friday, 8 April 2011
movie soundtracks.
No matter how shit a movie may be,
I will always appreciate it if it has a great soundtrack.
Two of my friends and I went on a pointless adventure last night to the movies,
To hang out one last time before one of them goes across the country for a week.
We got there half an hour late, hung out in a coffee shop for a further 20 minutes where I got the wrong iced chocolate, but drunk it anyway.
And then decided to watch the end of Red Riding Hood.
God, it was the worst movie. The ending was so cliche, my friends and I almost cried it was so ridiculous.
No wonder, it was directed by the Twilight woman (who thankfully improved after her first pitiful attempt).
Something I noticed though, was how good the soundtrack was.
This was also noticeable in her Twilight movies, I absolutely fell in love with the soundtracks.
This was no different.
Something about how mysterious the songs are just pull me in, hook line and sinker.
Like a moth to a flame, it draws me in.
So alluring, it just throws how crap the movie was out the window.
I could just sit there, close my eyes, listen to the music and ignore the movie.
They're that good.
Nevertheless, the night ended up even worse when my friends ditched me to get shotgun in my friends' brothers' car. I thought he'd stay with me, but he ran off too.
Leaving me alone, at 10pm, in the dark.
Without a working phone.
Until one friend decided to jump around the corner and scare me.
I burst into tears and had to hold her hand all the way to the car.
I love my friends.
I will always appreciate it if it has a great soundtrack.
Two of my friends and I went on a pointless adventure last night to the movies,
To hang out one last time before one of them goes across the country for a week.
We got there half an hour late, hung out in a coffee shop for a further 20 minutes where I got the wrong iced chocolate, but drunk it anyway.
And then decided to watch the end of Red Riding Hood.
God, it was the worst movie. The ending was so cliche, my friends and I almost cried it was so ridiculous.
No wonder, it was directed by the Twilight woman (who thankfully improved after her first pitiful attempt).
Something I noticed though, was how good the soundtrack was.
This was also noticeable in her Twilight movies, I absolutely fell in love with the soundtracks.
This was no different.
Something about how mysterious the songs are just pull me in, hook line and sinker.
Like a moth to a flame, it draws me in.
So alluring, it just throws how crap the movie was out the window.
I could just sit there, close my eyes, listen to the music and ignore the movie.
They're that good.
Nevertheless, the night ended up even worse when my friends ditched me to get shotgun in my friends' brothers' car. I thought he'd stay with me, but he ran off too.
Leaving me alone, at 10pm, in the dark.
Without a working phone.
Until one friend decided to jump around the corner and scare me.
I burst into tears and had to hold her hand all the way to the car.
I love my friends.
Tuesday, 5 April 2011
my typical morning.
Today, I was still half-asleep half an hour after I woke up.
I wanted to have a bowl of cereal.
I got out the milk and cereal.
I went to get a bowl, and opened the glasses cabinet.
Obviously, I found no bowls.
I managed to find a bowl a few minutes later.
After I poured my cereal, I went to put it away.
I opened the fridge, placed the cereal on the shelf, and closed the door.
Then realised that cereal actually belongs in the cupboard.
As you can see, it takes a lot to wake me up.
I wanted to have a bowl of cereal.
I got out the milk and cereal.
I went to get a bowl, and opened the glasses cabinet.
Obviously, I found no bowls.
I managed to find a bowl a few minutes later.
After I poured my cereal, I went to put it away.
I opened the fridge, placed the cereal on the shelf, and closed the door.
Then realised that cereal actually belongs in the cupboard.
As you can see, it takes a lot to wake me up.
Saturday, 2 April 2011
opinions.
opinion |əˈpinyən|nouna view or judgment formed about something, not necessarily based on fact or knowledge.
Everyone has different opinions on things. It could be anything. The only thing thatfrustrates me is when people get overly defensive about their opinion, challenging yours if it is different and stating that everyone else's is wrong.
Upon recently watching Shutter Island, my parents had conflicting opinions, and I agreed with my mum, not to the displeasure of my dad because he said your opinion is what you think. I was glad to not be faced with a scenario similar to this:A: Yeah I don't think he was crazy.D: He clearly was.A: How do you know? I mean, the dialogue and stuff make me think he wasn't. D: Look, he was crazy okay? You're wrong because of this this this and this.A: Well fair enough, that's what you think. We can't exactly prove which is right or wrong.D: What the hell are you talking about, you're wrong he was definitely crazy!A: *starts yelling* LOOK I KNOW THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK BUT UNLESS YOU GOTALK TO THE FUCKING DIRECTOR YOU WON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. So we canonly wonder.D: Just shut up now. You're inferior intellect annoys me.
Well wouldn't that be excellent. For those who've seen Shutter Island, we understand that the ending is quite open-ended. It's one of those movies that makes you really think. I even went on to websites and researched what the ending meant, but I got no solid answers.
Everyone has their own morals, understandings of perceptions of our surroundings. We formulate opinions to come to conclusions about certain things. But once someone challenges us and says our opinion is wrong, especially when there is clearly no answer, we are left lost and feeling stupid. Well I do anyway.
These kind of people annoy me. Very much. I want them all to be mauled by lions. Maybe that's a bit far. But it shows how much they annoy me.As many things annoy me. Oh yes. They are in my Top 5.
And what is up with this stupid indenting crap going on in my post.Note to self: No more copy and pasting from the Mac dictionary.
Everyone has different opinions on things. It could be anything. The only thing thatfrustrates me is when people get overly defensive about their opinion, challenging yours if it is different and stating that everyone else's is wrong.
Upon recently watching Shutter Island, my parents had conflicting opinions, and I agreed with my mum, not to the displeasure of my dad because he said your opinion is what you think. I was glad to not be faced with a scenario similar to this:A: Yeah I don't think he was crazy.D: He clearly was.A: How do you know? I mean, the dialogue and stuff make me think he wasn't. D: Look, he was crazy okay? You're wrong because of this this this and this.A: Well fair enough, that's what you think. We can't exactly prove which is right or wrong.D: What the hell are you talking about, you're wrong he was definitely crazy!A: *starts yelling* LOOK I KNOW THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK BUT UNLESS YOU GOTALK TO THE FUCKING DIRECTOR YOU WON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. So we canonly wonder.D: Just shut up now. You're inferior intellect annoys me.
Well wouldn't that be excellent. For those who've seen Shutter Island, we understand that the ending is quite open-ended. It's one of those movies that makes you really think. I even went on to websites and researched what the ending meant, but I got no solid answers.
Everyone has their own morals, understandings of perceptions of our surroundings. We formulate opinions to come to conclusions about certain things. But once someone challenges us and says our opinion is wrong, especially when there is clearly no answer, we are left lost and feeling stupid. Well I do anyway.
These kind of people annoy me. Very much. I want them all to be mauled by lions. Maybe that's a bit far. But it shows how much they annoy me.As many things annoy me. Oh yes. They are in my Top 5.
And what is up with this stupid indenting crap going on in my post.Note to self: No more copy and pasting from the Mac dictionary.
Friday, 1 April 2011
music washes from the soul the dust of everyday life.
April Fool's Day! My prank is posting a freakishly long but easy to read post about some 30-day challenge song thing that I compressed into one day because I really don't have that kind of patience.
Read ahead, if you wish.
Read ahead, if you wish.
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